Two And A Half Men Premiere Will Show Charlie Sheen's Funeral

Producers are really making sure there's no chance of Charlie coming back!

The ninth season premiere of CBS' Two And A Half Men will feature the funeral of Charlie Harper -- otherwise known as Charlie Sheen's character.

Deadline has reported that the premiere will be in two parts, and Harper's numerous girlfriends form the series will come back for the funeral.

Harper's house will go on the market, and potential buyers will include real-life celebrities and stars from Men co-creator Chuck Lorre's other series. Ashton Kutcher's character will buy the house, and somehow Harper's brother (Jon Cryer) and nephew (Angus T. Jones) will stay in the picture.

Reports are saying -- Chuck Lorre (producer) is trying to keep the details under wraps. The cast got the premiere's script at the last minute, to ensure confidentiality and even the audience members at the episodes' tapings will have to sign non-disclosure agreements.